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  fakeplasticblah
 
11:07pm 16/08/2011
  kaoru kaoru eats cashew  
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  fakeplasticblah
 
03:42pm 17/02/2011
  uhhh, michelleeee...if you see this...
please vote for me as owner of the community...
this community is dead but...ummm...I created it so...
I intended to control it FOREVER.

This whole owner voting thing is weird.
wtf LJ.

I SUE LJ.
 
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I SUE STATISTICS 
  fakeplasticblah
 
01:45pm 08/05/2008
  ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT I MUST STUDY!
No more! DEAR GOD, NO MORE!

STATISTICS IS SUED.
Statistics is banned from this community.

FIN.
 
 
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I sue big sunglasses. 
  fakeplasticblah
 
04:46pm 09/04/2007
 
mood: bouncy


Because...

I'm too lazy to buy a pair of my own.
I spend the most time putting makeup on my eyes. So, big sunglasses hide all of my effort.
I actually like them and wish I didn't.
They don't come with magical powers. And they should.
I'm sick of borrowing everyone else's
There are real fashion terms for them, but I just call them "big sunglasses"
I said "real fashion terms". I'm going to sue the sunglasses for that even though using such a term is entirely my fault.

Okay. I'm done.

Does anyone want to sue Richard Gere? I want to sue Richard Gere for dancing too much and for not having enough wrinkles on his face.

And everyone (hello? is anyone out there?) should welcome x_jenninikki_x to the community. She joined a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, submitted a nice application, and then found that there was nobody out there to hear her plea for acceptance into our community. So, of course, she's deserving of immediate acceptance.
 
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This is the thanks I get for lovin' you?! 
  billingsgater
 
06:08pm 05/05/2006
  I'm must sue -you- Yoshiki, for not getting into my pants. What's wrong with you?! I am more then willing to let you. Why must you be so lazy? Gosh Yoshiki gosh. And if it's because you hate my pants...I sue them too.

So you sit there and think about what you have done. Or not done for that matter. Arr.
 
 
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Just to have something in here... 
  fakeplasticblah
 
01:02pm 02/09/2005
  I sue us for being too lazy for this community.

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But it's a nice place for absolutely random things.
 
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I HAVE NEVER POSTED. OMGWTFBBQ. 
  diabetitron
 
03:59pm 10/08/2005
  I'm suing this isopod...because I had a dream it was chasing me:

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And...I'm announcing that... 
  fakeplasticblah
 
06:12pm 14/07/2005
  I believe I have made both Katie and Katie (both of you happen to have the same name!) mods.

Broken branch (I happen to not know her name) isn't a mod because I am not aware if she still even reads this community or if she is interested. So, Broken branch, if you're out there and interested...let me know!
 
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An idea for our little dead community? 
  fakeplasticblah
 
02:47pm 08/07/2005
  Well, first, I am going to totally sue my stomach because it has been terrorizing me for a billion years.

And whenever I think I am getting better - I am not. Yay.

But I do have an idea!
How about we turn our community into some sort of rating community...
Yeah, that's a bit scary...but perhaps it could work.
And then maybe we could have an option where members can try to "sue" other members and maybe...kick them out.

I don't know. It sounds scary.
I'll make you all my moderators - if you want.
But I have absolutely no idea how to do that.

Excuse me. I lost a few brain cells last night for no apparent reason.
It's quite unhappy.
 
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Come read the winners of the 2004 Stella Awards! 
  fakeplasticblah
 
03:07pm 28/03/2005
  http://www.stellaawards.com/2004.html

#3 is my favorite :

#3: Tanisha Torres of Wyndanch, N.Y. The woman sued Radio Shack for misspelling her town as "Crimedanch" on her cell phone bill. She didn't even ask them to change it; she just sued. "I'm not a criminal," she whined. "My son plays on the high school football team." Yeah, that makes sense. The name "Crimedanch" is a common joke; police in the area confirm it's a high-crime area. Still, Torres claimed she suffered "outrage" and "embarrassment" at having to see that spelling on her private phone bill. The suit seeks unspecified damages.
 
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*ahem* sue yourself here 
  broken_branch
 
08:52am 15/03/2005
  ive always wanted to do this! i'm going to sue myself for the following reasons:

1) for being terrified of snails and nearly collapsing every time i see one (maybe i'll sue snails one day)

2) for loving soggy cereal

3) for having chocolate overdoses often

4) i also want to sue my foot because it hurts right now


I'm sure i'll come up with a million of other reasons soon ._.
 
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Oh my goodness 
  fakeplasticblah
 
12:38pm 10/03/2005
 
mood: angry
I totally sue this community for becoming uncool again.

More people need to join.
I shall advertise in my journal.
 
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  hebrew_lass
 
09:16pm 06/09/2004
  i sue this kid for being half speedo model half george washington. he is digracing our forefathers and swimmers.

 
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  rude_awakening
 
01:12pm 19/08/2004
  I would like to sue Tanya Donelly from Belly for going out with Ed, snogging Thom, and kissing Jonny.



And because she's horrid.
 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 
  hebrew_lass
 
05:17pm 16/08/2004
 

 

someone pleeeeeeease sue Blondie (a fat ugly 50-year-old) for kissing Elijah Wood (a hot young 20-year-old)

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sick. :X
 
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My community is..... 
  fakeplasticblah
 
03:43pm 14/08/2004
  so uncool.



I sue myself for being an uncool slut.
 
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Bagel 
  fakeplasticblah
 
04:10pm 09/08/2004
 
mood: contemplative
So, everyone hates my pointless community. That's cool. I'm going to sue everyone on livejournal...except myself.



I'm also going to sue Thom's ear for being so pretty.
 
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Realisation 
  fakeplasticblah
 
06:57pm 08/08/2004
 
mood: contemplative
I am an idiot.
 
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Yay 
  fakeplasticblah
 
06:53pm 08/08/2004
 
mood: weird
First entry of this completely pointless community. Thom is accidently mutated in the background photo. How evil.

BUT ANYWAY...

Here's a random fact taken from a girl named Katie's buddyprofile :

The scientific name for your foot falling asleep is taresthesia.
 
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